While drunk driving she hit a building - her car was inoperable. She ran away from the scene of the crime and pretended her car had been stolen.
If we try to fool others, we become the fools, for we have adopted a falsehood as our truth. There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
— Soren Kierkegaard
He has a positive genius for getting tight at exactly the wrong moment.[…] He is often perfectly sensible and well balanced concerning every-thing except liquor, but in that respect he is incredibly dishonest and selfish.
— Page 21 Alcoholics Anonymous
